I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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