I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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