how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I will be naked everywhere
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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