I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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