She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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