What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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