her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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