Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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