Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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