When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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