so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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