Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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