JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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