Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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