Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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