It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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