What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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