Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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