Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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