I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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