Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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