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areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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