Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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