would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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