Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm bleeding and have questions
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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