i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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