Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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