So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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