And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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