You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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