I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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