btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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