To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
