He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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