i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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