yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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