Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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