Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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