I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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