please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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