just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
that is very illegal...i love you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
