Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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