Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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