Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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