And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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