I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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