Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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