Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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