Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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