oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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